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gayvvitchcraft:

teacher: tell the class a bit about yourself

me:

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missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.




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scallywaggz:

lambethnights:

i’m fucking dead ohhhhhhhh my god

ON POINT

tagged as: YUNGHALFDEAD;  



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babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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tobiaswraithwall:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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noirpopteenjudas:

fullon-eyecontact:

47-47:

I identify with Lana Del Rey on so many levels.

paperheartdigitalveins: lookie at what was on my dash

IS THIS NOT EVERYTHING???




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holyviners:

I just peed




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saltedick:

getting called ugly by ugly people is so surreal 




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50c:

my girlfriend is like a swimming pool, i dont have one




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